LOOT GOBLIN

You're the loot goblin. Hoard the gold, bag the mounts, chug the Monster, and never, ever open a lootbox. Chain catches to trigger FEVER.

Gold / Rare / Epic — points & combo
Legendary Mount — huge bonus, "MOUNT OFF!"
Giant Soda — GOBLIN MODE: magnet + 2x
Sub Hype — combo shield (eat one bad hit)
Loot Piñata — triggers a gold shower
Lootbox / MTX — fills the Greed meter

Compete for the top time. Post your run, climb the global board, and get pinged when the full game launches.

Move: mouse / drag / arrow keys  •  Affectionate fan parody